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17. gather round everyone and let me tell you the creation of The Crayon Express. Lay your crayons in a straight line, but with some space in between. Get a cardboard box. Lay that box on the crayons. Use your hands to push forward while yelling "Choo choo" aggressively.

Best. Suggestion. Ever.

18. crayon hair rollers.

19. Build a small lathe and turn crayons into miniature chess pieces with it.

20. uhhhhhhhh paperweights i guess

21. Draw lewd things onto sleeping coworkers' faces. Eh, cute. I mean cute things.

22. use a crayon as a leg brace for an injured squirrel.

23. Glue a few together to make colorful coasters.

24. Ear wax extrusion... or refurbishment, depending how warm your ear canal is at any given moment.

25. Stack them like logs on top of a slanted book with little string ties. Be a little bandit and cut the string to roll them and onto the Crayon Express! Make little "oh no!" noises.

26. "Build me a house!"

Derpy carefully starts stacking crayons...

27.Recycle them!

28. Splatter paint the inside of your microwave!

29. use it to stab... a sandwich instead of a toothpick

30. Shred the paper part way down to make little crayon flowers for drinks garnish.

31. seal an envelope with crayon wax