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Just orange juice for you then.

NEEEEIGH.
I protest! It doesn't even go with butter!

I'll buy you a coffee if you bring me a ship.

Derpy waddles over, pulling a small ship.
"I bwought you a ship!"

You seem already well adept in piracy. Here's your booty *hands Derpy a cup of coffee*

My ship is already made of butter. Your butter cannons will merely make it bigger! Ha!

Also Rum-butter is a thing! A Glorious thing! Derpy's shiny cousin likes it very much.

"I watch ALLL the piwate movies! Imma be the best piwate ever!"
Derpy quickly drinks all the coffee.

Death by Mirrors vs Quiet Man Cometh!
May the best three word username win

Everyone gets butter >:V 10 pounds of butter

Butter's better for toast, imo. and for baking.

"Butter's for making cookies!"

I wonder... if we make cannonballs out of cookie dough and fire them, would they end up readily baked cookies? Probably not, but it still sounds like a rad thing to try. Get your cookies ready! Down with the biscuit fleet!

They would probably end up balls of cookie dough with something of a burnt crust, potentially making them something explosive.

Cookie dough! Cookie dough! Cookie dough!
I'll eat the cannon balls nomnomnom

Pretty sure you'll end up with something akin to chinese fighting muffins.

D:
those aren't edible!