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...or tea, or alcohol.

Or rubber duckies.

I want a rubber ducky filled with orange juice

Wouldn't it look like it was peeing? More so with lemonade.

Maybe that's exactly why mdom wants it.

Derpy waddles back in. "What're we doing now?"

Distributing rubber duckies to anyone who posts in here. They may or may not be filled with beverages.

Do we get to request the beverage, or is it random draw?

It is random. Are you brave enough to try?

Duck me! This has the potential to be terrible!

I’d be game.

*tosses a rubber ducky to both Mekatra and Espy*

The ingredients are randomized from a fair selection of delicious and disgusting fluids (vinegar and cold gravy type disgusting, nothing suspicious or harmful). Drink down in one and tell us what you got!

*Boldly squeezes the entire contents of ducky into mouth, then gets a VERY bothered look on face before swallowing it down.* YUCK... Dill pickle juice?!

Ah yes, the daily special. Otherwise known as "that random junk everyone else pours down the drain".

At least it wasn't bacon grease or kombucha. At least I get to keep the ducky. Thank you!

"Ducky drinks? Hmmmm...."