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Hmm, not this time. Mummies said they'd rather not.

That's true. Including my face!

Well they won't be climbing the corporate ladder any time soon.

For you, rainbow also makes everything better.

I saw some magical rainbow unicorn poop candy at the store the other day and I couldn't help but think of you mdom.

Good, I can't afford to pay more. Which is zero, currently.

The world should realize that.
Awww that's great, Mekatra xD

That's an actual thing? That someone sells? I'm intrigued.

Yes, it is. They have unicorn everything right now.

Hmmm Looks scrumptious.

Nothing says tasty like poop?

Hmmm... Reindeer poop is another poop themed treat.

Nice and squishy too. There's edible glitter, I wonder if they could make it more sparkly.

oooh I'd eat glitter.
I mean, that edible glitter... not the regular one, of course...

I wonder what the reindeer would be like without being too... brown.

Look how pretty:

Please send me that candy asap.
Thanks. I'll pay you in uhhhh
aurum

I'm not sure it would taste that good. But probably easy to make a version that would.

Me? Cooking something... ha!
I was telling my mom about pizza crust made of cauliflower
and she was just... ok you can do it anytime.
And my will to become healthier disappeared

It would mostly involve melting, mixing and pouring.

It's becoming popular enough that pre-made ones are being sold. Here, at least. There's a bunch of variations, but some wind up being Carby which defeats the purpose. It shouldn't be too hard on your own. Another variation is fathead pizza crust.

Melting pre=-existing chocolate with dye?

That fathead pizza crust has... so much cheese xD