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I probably should try to write something this month, but I am more likely to just fiddle around until too late to get much done, panic, then do nothing.

Derpy shoves a pen at you. "Go write! ...or I'mma tickle you!"

*chews on end of pen* nooo no tickles!

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten

Ten Tickles.

hmm, i still can't see my word count widget when i'm on my laptop. i can see it when i'm on my phone though. weird.

"Teehee....I like that one."

Thanks, I've got loads of silly jokes like that.

Derpy, temporarily forgetting his threat, clings to your ankle. "Tell me anuver!"

Where does the general keep his armies?


In his sleevies!

Derpy giggles for several minutes.

mind if i post here

"HII!" Derpy waddles over and hugs your ankle. "Tell me a joke."

what kind of bees do ghost beekeepers keep?

"Boo-Bees".

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

"Teehee...silly bear! Gotta eat dessert first!"

Why do mermaids where seashells?

Cuz B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

Derpy stares blankly at Mekatra, scratching his snout. "I don't get it..."