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I'm more visual, but not really in a human body language way.

You wasted no time to use the new items.

IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME BABY

It seems like you're taking care of the naughty list by the looks of that axe.

No... me...
this is just how I spread jelly

Hmm, why does it taste like pennies?

Just add more peanut butter and that taste will fade.

Is that how you acquire a taste for blood?

No, that is when you're a kid and cut your finger and try to suck the blood to make it stop but you kinda like it.
Not telling it from personal experience, of course

I wonder if there's some instinctive reason to do it to maybe help detect when something isn't right.

Can't do it after snake bites tho!
Not that a snake is gonna bite your finger

Unless you're in the movies and you want to suck the venom out.

Then you die by ingesting the poison
RIP rest in poison

I think they spit it out right away? Either way it's a bad idea. I wonder what happens to a snake if it becomes a vampire. Do the fangs become multi-functional? Or would they grow another pair?

will the fangs grow even bigger??
I like the idea of a poisonous vampire

And you would have to wonder if it's poisoning you or taking your blood.

Or both! Dun-dun-dun!
A villain for a sci-fi cop procedural