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Do you have a use for the...dirty laundry? I'd like for there to be some sort of reuse/recycle method if possible.

No waste when Bio is present!

If you don't do something with the bodies, it can become a hoarding situation and the neighbors might complain about the smell.

We can always eat them

Humans can be gross. It seems like it would be a lot of effort to make sure they have good lifestyle habits. I don't think they have a labeling system in place yet.

As long as the meat is tender...

You're welcome to it. I doubt human meat would be good if I already don't care for the more common ones. Human butter and cheeses though... that could be interesting.

My mind went really to the gutter there |D but I'll spare you because I like you.

Well, it already involves milking human women which is pretty weird when not involving babies. Unless you were thinking of...alternatives.

Maybe I was indeed being grosser than that |D
BUT ANYWAY EVENT huh

So we should do the chicken dance? *does robot* I can also do the Macarena. *does robot* And safety dance. *does robot*

You're so versatile!

I just hope we can extend the event as much as possible.

Then dance for your lives, little ones! *evil laugh*

I wonder if it's the humiliation of doing the chicken dance that appeases the beast.

Wait, if more than one user does it will it extend more than one day? Because I can dance if we make a uhhh pact of making the videos private to staff only and we find more people with no dignity at all

How about the compromise of making the video staff only, but staff will laugh their respective asses off and greet you with lewd comments for three days afterwards?