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Ohh? Is it? -//./0 Okay. Well, if a doctor says so...=//w/< It must have some credibility!
<x//] Ah ice cream.~ I had waffles for the new year but now I feel like a waffle cone...hmmm

Barker begins dancing on his stool. He does not give any shits right now, dancing is definitely a science.

<...I just can't leave you all alone for ten minutes to go get more booze, can I.>

Nnnnnope. -//.//= *flops over on cold bar and hiccups*

you should know by now, espy

<//.//<;...Hey, what's that? *points at an ice cube in the corner and slides off stool, wiggling away* <x//3 Buhbye everybodyyyy! You're such dears!~

<Nope. Get back here. You clearly have not drunk enough water between drinks.>

(For the record, you need an entire red cup’s worth of water for each drink you take. Food is also important: greasy, cheesy carbs will help line your stomach so that the alcohol doesn’t get absorbed so quickly. It’s how a tiny Asian kid like me can take eleven shots without blacking out or being hung over. Yes, I’m basically the supervisor of my friends at parties.)

Haven't had a hangover in my entire life. Then again I think the most I've ever had in a single evening once were four shots.

<//n//o; *is dragged back* awwwhhh...lfff. =//-/=; okaaaaayy. Can I get a tiny umbrella in the water tho? -//w/- And I think the worst hangover I ever had, /://. waaaas when I woke up with my eyes hurting so bad, I just wanted them closed for the whole day. Had to wear sunglasses. Was a little tired, but-! =//~//=; It was from one tall pina colada and a little wine. I did eat with it tho. >//./>; and drink water, I think...<x'//[ For the record, I'm a smol skully with a very berry low limit! I can only haves one! ;//n//; cause one sis all it takes..</3

Barker continues dancing on his stool.

This is very not safe for work in the way that he'll probably fall off at some point. Who the fuck dances on a stool?

That's some skillful dancing. >//./=; I wish-shish I could dance like a stool! <x//D Hahahaha!

Dancing on stools is for amateurs. Come back when you've advanced to a flagpole :P

*drinks some water thirstily and leans over to Death* =//w//< Wa-wai-wait, so..flagpole dancing?? It's a thing??

You betcha.

Wow! o//./o That looks hard!..*sways in seat* I dunno why I pictured someone flag twirling with a huge flagpole insteadova pole dancer with a flag at the top. X//D Hahaha!

That is a thing too. I saw some performers at a local street festival dancing with huge ass flags. Looked stunning.