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The adorabear cat-holic Trisphee Tree! xD

Beautiful. I expect to see it delivered to my living room before next christmas.

I don't even have your address.

That's very inefficient of you!

Nah, I'll just write "Biggest Rainbow Lover, Brazil" and let the post office do all the work. Pretty efficient business process outsourcing.

-w- I used to be a post office. But then they kept expecting me to deliver a bunch of dumb notifications and bills and cards and crap back and forth all the time. -n- It wasn't what I expected at all and so I burned everything with acid, because of all the papercuts and yelling and ridiculous delivery requests.
:} I'm so much happier now.
Though I can't imagine delivering an entirely decorated tree safely to Brazil. 0-0; What if some of the ornaments break?

Then I'd expect a new tree!!! No ornaments broken!!!

Derpy climbs in the tree, carefully wrapping all the ornaments in bubble wrap.

Oh, hey Derpy, who's your pink friend in the gold grass?

"They don't talk, so I dunno. But I'm calling them Mara! So far, they seem okay with that..."

Might just be a shot in the dark, but maybe Mara only talks when their helmet is off. At least to me it looks quite hard to open one's beak in that.

-v- It keeps your beak safe and sound and clean. And it's pretty.
Buuuut ya also gotta take it off for tasty snaks. ^-^

Pretty indeed. With that shading it looks like enamel to me. Probably over a metal base to still allow for sufficient protection.

>w< Ah! It protec the beakys! Hehe, then Mara is a big fluffy snake god. -u- Yes?

Like a furry version of Quetzalcoatl you mean?

o.o The shiny green fluffy noodle? Yes. ^-^