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I'll suggest Biomecha's left kidney

Can I try appeasing the beast with some pot roast? :[

Apparently someone once told the beast you have to dip oreos in milk. It throws the entire liver and peach pie in an Oreo crust with blue cheese crumble topping into a bucket of milk, where the food is then left to rot.

mdom: ...!
I probably shouldn't even ask this, but how on earth did you advance from miso soup to selling your friends' organs?

Meanwhile, the beast ignores some pot roast.

Phew! Good. <x'[ I'm starving! *scarfs down the pot roast hungrily* >H< Mmhph...dast dgood roast. *gulps and offers the beast a bottle of alcoholic grade-A nightmare fuel* He can have this, I won't be needing it today. <x3

The question is, did the beast accept it or not
also Bio has tons of spare parts, as her quest thread suggests.

Ok, I will offer the beast some peach frozen yogurt!

I refuse to get the site into legal trouble by starting a organ trafficking ring and/or feeding the remains of any users, current or former, to a beast of nondescript origin under my supervision. I furthermore also reject any obligations, personal or site-related, to financially contribute to a dialysis fund for said users, should the need arise.
But yeah, beast totally eats Biomecha's left kidney.

Now you'd think a bottle of alcoholic grade-A nightmare fuel would go well with that, but the beast is already adept at conjuring your worst nightmare without it.

However peach frozen yogurt makes for a lovely dessert in the beast's opinion.

<w<; Awhh..okay, hehehehe! *rolls over and blows bubbles* I'll jusssst take this back...~ *slyly takes back the nightmare fuel, hiding it away* Ahhh, >.>; how about um....some pancakes with butter pecan syrup then?

Nope, no pancakes with butter pecan syrup for the beast's breakfast table.

Awwh. <x/ Darn. Welp.
There's my breakfast for tomorrow I guess. <x] That or Lucky charms cereal with new magical unicorn marshmallows which replaced the hourglass marshmallow which replaced the pot of gold marshmallow...I've been eating cereal for a long time... >.>;

I've never eaten Lucky Charms actually. They don't sell it in local stores, and it's freakin' expensive on those few places who import boxes. We do get toasted oat cereal here, just without the fancy shaped marshmallows.

Beast sniffs Lucky charms and then turns its back to them.

Oooh, I think I know this beast's secret taste this time! 8D

I'll offer it some blueberry shaved ice!

Indeed the beast's eyes light up with joy when seeing blueberry shaved ice.

I'll haul in an extra large whole banana cream pie and set it on top of the most convenient flat topped boulder.

Beast eats the flat topped boulder yet carefully omits the extra large whole banana cream pie. Weird beast.

Yeee. 8D

Does the beast want some coffee flavored popsicles?