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Derpy waddles over and hugs your ankle. "Feel bettew soon!"

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Aww! ♡ If Derpy isn't the cutest therapy dragon ever!

Derpy warms my heart. He only needs to get me a job and then he'll be perfect

Derpy sits on the floor and doodles in a tiny drawing book.
"What job?"

anything, really. well, anything that won't fire me very quickly... you could get me an astrophysicist job but I wouldn't be good at it...

"Hmmm....what kinda stuff do you like?" Derpy sits up with the drawing book and appears to be taking notes.

yeah, let's narrow down your preferences!

I really like to sleep... and eat

Aww mdom I just adore your avy

Derpy thinks carefully, scribbling in his drawing pad.
"Hmmmm....you can be a dwagon caretaker and take care of baby dwagons til they get adopted!"

you could be a mattress tester... and food taster

Sign me up, Derpy!!

Thank you, Serra <333


Mattress taster sounds amazing.

yeah it sounds pretty perfect i wouldn't mind an opportunity to be one myself.

But Derpy, I thought that was my job!

Lol, mdom. Matress taster...

you probably could do shifts

.u. Mattress tastes like fluff and chemicals...and dirt and skin. If anyone's interested in knowing, lol. x}