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Maybe if you sew tiny spandex suits for the deer ticks they won't attack your dogs

Even if it doesn't work, sew them anyway. Will be a sight to behold.

At least the spandex has the ability to expand after they become engorged with blood.

Always finding the silver lining, that's you

I just realized spandex is expand with the ex at the end and the phonetic s added at the beginning.

Getting etimological today? xD
I thought it was on purpose

It most likely was intentional. But I'm so slow on the uptake that I only just realized it.

Don't sell yourself short! You're my archnemesis and therefore a genius

I'm just so focused on being evil that other skills are neglected.

Evil ******************
Everything else *

as aristotle would say, gotta live a balanced life

It's probably what he had in mind but was trying to avoid being too specific. Can't be too open about your plans.

He was very open about being against women in politics though. A true villain >:U

He was probably just scared.

You're making me want more yellow. For some reason I've been into yellow lately and want to find some clothes that use it.

I'm not very much into yellow, but I'm into gold/topaz, if that makes any sense

Like the more muted type? It can really depend on the type of yellow. The cool-toned golds and rose gold are also nice.

Down another dog.

Noooo D:
Was it the deer?
they might have to become house dogs forever, at that rate