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That makes me feel better.

Actually, they said they only needed my blood type??? I thought they'd spike my uhh marrow or whatever's the term.

Hmm, seems like they'd need tons more info to determine anything? I think there are other stages you would have to go through before they get all up into your marrow.

Well, it's on the bucket list

I mean. Helping people is

You can help people donate their own organs.

So hard to find people who take care of their organs though

You just keep trying until you score. Like pearl hunting.

what do to with all of those leftover organs? Cannibalism is still frowned upon

Have the vegans form a strategy that legalizes consumption of people instead of other animals.

Oh, I do have vegan friends... I should tell them I have a foolproof plan

I don't know they aren't already lobbying for it. And it's environmentally friendly having fewer humans being wasteful.

True, we start by eating CEOs and go our way down

Great idea. The benefits would be endless. They also have the healthcare to keep them healthy.

we could use their funding to lobby our campaign

Maybe a little bit. But there are better things to spend their funds on. Like couture.

We need to become social influencers and get couture for free

Ohh, or get everything for free in exchange for reviews. I can't believe how much PR they get for things they don't even care about.

Our product is already hitting store shelves!