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Stabbsworth

#129

yeah.

fuck those people.

also, currently trying to deal w/ a crush of mine going w/ someone else. i don't like emotions!

percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.

mdom

#130

hmm go as a throuple

*warning: mdom's suggestions are the best

Stabbsworth

#131

been there, done that, probably not going to do it again considering the last time.

percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.

Death by Mirrors

#132

Clone your crush and keep the original.

Stabbsworth

#133

gestures. that's impossible, mirrors.

i have one foot in darkness and one in a hello kitty roller skate.

percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.

Espy

#134

Theyâ€™re the same thing

STONEWALL WAS A RIOT

Stabbsworth

#135

GESTURES EXCESSIVELY IN A VAGUE MANNER

eats 7-up

percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.

mdom

#136

you're matthew gray gubler I LOVE YOU MATTHEW

DreadedMartian

#137

**Scene: My brothers and I hanging out telling dirty jokes**

Me: What's the difference between hungry and horny?

My brothers: idk what?

Me: where you stick the cucumber

The tall brother: who the fuck eats cucumbers?

Everyone explodes into laughter.

Fin

Â°â€¢â™¤â™¡ My Bazaarium â™§â—‡â€¢Â°

â€œThe Dreamer awakes
The shadow goes by
The tale I have told you,
That tale is a lie.
But listen to me,
Bright maiden, proud youth
The tale is a lie;
What it tells is the truth.â€

â€• Traditional folktale ending

Death by Mirrors

#138

Cucumbers make good salad.

Stabbsworth

#139

i eat cucumbers. :(

percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.

mdom

#140

There's a japanese recipe with vinaigre and sugar
very good

Espy

#141

My mom makes it with garlic and soy sauce.

STONEWALL WAS A RIOT

Stabbsworth

#142

add cucumbers into the wrap.

may i also suggest that carrots be added into the stupid shit

percival is busy being queer as hell. he was also here.

Death by Mirrors

#143

Never tried a mixture of garlic and soy sauce on cucumbers, but it sounds tasty.

mdom

#144

there's a story
about a brazilian actor of soap operas popular in the 90s
everyone was like, why did he vanish
then it was told he arrived at an ER with a broken carrot inside not his mouth

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