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8) Oh boy! Water!
*floats above, tempted to toss in a barrel of radioactive glowstuffs* B]

fish aren't allowed unless they are potty-trained

>o you do that and i will flood your house

Where do the fish go poopoo and weewee then?! Do you make them wear tiny fish diapers?
Monster!

there is a tiny collection of portaloos under the bridge. the line gets a bit long sometimes but it's better than being kicked out. i throw hella good parties

dam i thought this line was for hotdogs
im out

Do the parties involve boys on an enjoyable road trip to Venice? :]

But if you use a washroom underwater, wouldn't your waste just float away? And if it doesn't, that sounds like very terrifying toilets.

That was the line for hotdogs. They are just made out of fish poop instead of meat. It's quite the delicacy! Fish poo and seaweed hotdogs.

i mean, some of the fish have 'hotdogs' i didnt think you'd be into that but its not my business XD

all parties involve boys. it's not a party otherwise

the portaloos are not underwater though?

o shit. that'll go great with my civet cat poop coffee

Then how do the fish get to them?!

Yeah, that's exactly what the creator of the fish poo and seaweed hotdogs said too! Great minds think alike after all.

yuck XD i forgot that stuff was a thing

i may need a magnifying glass because i haven't seen fish hotdogs before

plot twist: i'm the creator

maybe you should spend more time on pornhub?

i'm a noble with refined tastes. playing the fish route on Coming Out on Top is where it's at

I'm freezing! Still no one is sending help!