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Found 6 tea lights under a dog. Woof.

You get 9 tea lights yeeted at you.

Lavender flavor
Why they're flavored and not scented tho...

[number] tea lights, but they're not lit. Cold.

Don't forget your daily dose of [number] tea lights.

Spooky scary skeletons, throwing tea lights on your grave. 8 of them!

praise calcium

Ouch, you stepped on 7 tea lights! Who left these here!?

Is it worse than stepping on a lego? D:

Well, if they're lit and have been burning, you now have hot wax on the bottom of your foot that ya gotta remove
So, maybe?

Yeah hot wax + fire is likely worse XD

"There are 4 tea lights just sitting here next to you. Guess they're yours now."

"You've found Den's yarn stash! Wait why are 4 tealights in here?!"

unaddressed tealight obsession

You just ran into a fox carrying tealights. He gave you 2.

Huh. Thanks, I guess.

It is not recommended to eat tea lights for dinner. Even 9 of them.

boy howdy.

Yeah, the foxes work in underground factories to produce them. We wanted to only use local organic tea lights.

"It is no small wonder that the wild tea light has survived in nature for the millions of years it has existed. Here, we see a group of 6 passing the night by flickering, always on guard against predators and yet helpless should one come upon them."

LOL!

and edited to add this one i got from posting:

"But if you didn't buy them, and I didn't buy them, where did these 4 tea lights come from!?"

She ████ your ████ with 6 ██ tea lights, and ███ ████ ████. Oh my!

o-o?
She broke your foot with 6 sad tea lights and has dark books. Oh my! XD

<:)

''10 tea lights, oh, that's hot.''

eta:"You've startled a Witch! But they're a Good Witch, and give you 6 tea lights after you apologize!"

ee. how do people know my address.

my bed does not have any space under it.