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That's what chocolate was invented for. To give you constipation and balance the candy that gives you diarrhea.

Chocolate gives constipation?? Not for me xDDD

Usually it does, yeah. But might depend on the actual ingredients of the chocolate in question.

i don't have any siblings that are young enough to trick or treat.

Steal from others!!

I'm lactose intolerant, so milk chocolate definitely affects me xD

no!! it's rude to steal!!!!

As Death and I said, you'll be doing the kids a favor, preventing them from tummy ache

yes, but it's still rude as heck to steal!!!!

what if you stole from a big corporation then
does disney produce candy

i mean, i'd do that, but also that might hurt the guys at the bottom.

hm... how to hurt the big guys while benefitting oneself...

gullotining the rich?

fuck that fucking word that's just above this fucking sentence i fucking hate english GOOD FUCKEN GRAVY-

well it's a french word so you might want to fuck the french
or the english for not having its own word for that

look, i'll respect french because AT LEAST IT'S NOT A FUCKING CONGLOMERATE OF SEVERAL LANGUAGES, ENGLISH!

:] *ahems* Latin.

latin is a mostly-dead language. mostly.

(i type too fast for the spam detection on trisphee.)