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@mdom
You go right for maybe a meter, then the path takes another turn to the right. As you follow it, you eventually end up at a junction where you could either go left or right. Listening carefully you notice a faint hissing sound coming from the left path.

Go right, or go left?

Go right again

@mdom
While you would also like to learn yet another baking recipe, there's still time for that later. Right now you got a maze to conquer. Thus you ignore the hissing sounds and move to the right instead. After two meters the path takes a turn to the left. You continue on, and then walk around the corner. There you can't believe your eyes: you discovered the hidden porta potty. Urks, and you can't believe your nose either. What did the last visitor have for lunch? Baked bean omelette with extra asparagus?? Dog food??? Before you throw up, you run back to the maze entrance as fast as you can.

uh is there no free, free path? According to my maze all paths have... something

I'm gonna change my color to magenta to match.

I eat the piece of candy corn, headbutt a random corn stalk to test its sturdiness, and proceed to go straight.

At least the germs on the candy corn will give my immune system something else to fight for once. |D

asklfjs;kjg mdom don't waste your turns on me ðŸ˜*

>n> huuuuhhh?? *examines the footprints and decides it might be best to go straight ahead* >~>; Pretty shady to be leaving behind footprints..

@mdom
There is a free, free path. You just haven't found it yet. As you stare back into the maze from the entrance, you realize once more you can pick between the regular straight, left, and hack'n'slash with a machete to carve your own path.

Go straight, or go left?
(also in case there's doubt: I do take note which side you're facing when you walk, so whenever you move back to the entrance instead of forward, your directions are flipped)



@Major
The random corn stalk turns out pretty sturdy and is giving you a slight headache. Barely recalling what you learned years ago in biology class, you start to suspect this is no normal corn maze. Oh. Oh! Maybe it means you entered a parallel universe in which consuming a half eaten candy corn gives you superpowers! You try to walk through a wall, but it fails. Then you attempt to fly, but only manage to reach your average jumping height. Ah well, it was worth a try.
You wander on and follow the straight path over a few serpentine twists and turns until another path forks off to your right.

Continue straight ahead, or go right?




@Merskelly
You decide to ignore the new path and continue straight ahead. After a while your chosen path leads you to the right, then around another corner. You notice a middle aged maths teacher and Den both entangled in corn leaves, while KittyBeary - who must have reached this dead end just a few moments before you - still ponders what to do next.

Help the maths teacher, help Den, free both, or no one?

PLS NO THIS IS HARD ENOUGH

I'll carve my way with a machete straight through

@mdom
Being at the entrance of the maze has its advantages... for example the opportunity to restock on tools. A machete seems the right choice, you believe. So you hack at those leaves in your determination to - if you can't find it - create the correct path. Unfortunately the corn stalks prove unnaturally sturdy, and your machete slides off. Since you were swinging it with such a force, you stumble forward into the maze. Might as well continue in that direction. You walk around a corner, and then another one. You wave hello to Major and...

Go straight, or go right?

Go straight


damn u corns u.u

<x} Hehe! Lookit how cute! *plays with Den's minions and in establishing a friendship with them, (and also having a repulsion towards most maths teachers for MAKNG ME WANT TO BURN MY STATISTICS TEXTBOOK!! >8C) ...decides to help Den out of the silly corn entanglement* :]

Help Den (idk who this maths teacher person is :V )

man what even is this map. i feel like wormholed so hard after taking 2-3 steps XD

>go left