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MAJOR NEEDS MOAR SOAP COW IN HER LIFE.


at first i accidentally typed "his" instead of "her". i just misgendered myself.

Maybe that's your subconscious telling you to explore gender roles ^^

Or the spooky power of soap cow.

Personally, I blame the soap cow. The soap cow will now change me from being physically, mentally, psychologically, and spiritually, so I wi-

W-wait... Why are there helicopter blades coming out of my back??????

That is absolutely normal human puberty and has nothing to do with soap cow whatsoever. You're just turning into a cyborg with flight powers, which frankly is quite cool and will save you lots of hassle whenever you're stuck in traffic from now on.

Cows fart
if there are soap cows then I guess I can imagine soap farts...

normal human puberty is so amusing XD


assuredly i don't want that cow looking at me when i shower. my face and genitals would never be washed again XD

just wash your face with the cow's face until the face fades

=_______= welp, i'mma go bury myself now. there are no more things left in this world worth living for

C'mon, there are rainbow items at trisphee!!!

oh wait, you're not me... hm... trisphee will release more background items soon?

*starts digging* yeahbut are any of them worth having now that i am condemned to be a dirty boy for the rest of my life?

Just use moist towelettes! C'mon, look at this fancy name. Moist towelettes.

;;_____;; *keeps digging*

please... come back D:

can't. my end has come!

rip
here lies littl3chocobo
who preferred to die than to be a dirty boi

*starts throwing dirt on self* please reiterate; physically dirty boi