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:D *Thanks the corn maze for the maize. Holds onto the corn caringly as if holding an art project. Goes to the right. Hissing usually means snakes, or explosives, or explosive snakes.* /8{

fine, make me even more lost than I ever was

to the left

@Mekatra
The corn maze does not discriminate; it is well known to equally haunt people of all genders and sexual orientations. But it will question your life choices over and over again by opening up new paths. Like for example the one to the left you encounter after just a few steps. Do you want to continue straight ahead on your current path, or turn to the left once again?

Continue straight, or go left?



@Gizmo
You decide to go right and reach a dead end. Just as you want to go back, you feel something pulling at your clothes. Then all of a sudden you're lifted up. What the hell is going on here? Noooo! Seems you got caught in a trap. Or is that... a fishing line?

YAY I CAN FLY

@Merskelly
After you walked to the right for a few steps, you're no longer sure about your choice. What's the foul stench wafting from straight ahead? You clutch the maize tighter as your stomach starts to revolt. Bravely you march forward, only to find the most horrible porta potty you've seen in your life. Not even international metal festivals leave them in worse condition. Blaaargh! You run back to the entrance as fast as you can.

Go straight, or go left?



@mdom
If you're not lost in the maze, you're doing it wrong anyway. Are you just getting paranoid by now, or do you really hear the corn stalks giggle lightly? Ah well, at least none has attempted to eat you yet. You walk down yet another long corridor with many corners. It seems shorter than the one you just came from, albeit only slightly. After a while a path appears to the left.

Continue straight, or go left?

...! oh! ohh a catch! -reels in line until Gizzie is at eye level-

huh. you don't look much like a tasty tasty yum yum yummy yum snack.

I like a non-discriminatory haunting. :)

Left hasn't killed me yet, so ONWARD TO THE LEFT!

WHO'S LAUGHING!!!!

I'll go to the left

@Mekatra
You try to go left, but just bump into the maze walls. Apparently some person behind the scenes confused left and right. He has now put My Little Pony glitter stickers on both hands to learn distinguish them once and for all. You grab some leftover popcorn from Gizzie's flamethrower attack and...

Go straight, or go right?

These things happen! Once I get over my disorientation from smacking into the wall, munch on mysterious popcorn, then TURN TO THE RIGHT AND CONTINUE MERRRILY ONWARD!

@mdom
The further you walk left, the more the sound turns into desperate sobbing. How could you ever have confused it with laughter? Someone here is clearly needing your help. A little boy in a vampire costume sits on the ground and holds his scraped knee. Candy is spread all around him.

Take the boy back to the entrance, or steal his candy?

*puts the biggest honking corn on the fish hook* must be hungry up there.

bzz honey? sound gud.
>cont str8

@Mekatra
It doesn't take you long to reach the next junction. Thanks to the magic of My Little Pony the new direction can 100% be trusted to go to the right. Of course you don't know whether the path itself seems trustworthy. Maybe the next step leads you straight into a trap. But at least you have popcorn, and you have a choice.

Continue straight, or go right?

Still refusing to go straight. Let's see how far it gets me! Also I don't even like popcorn, why am I eating this? Oh well... *mindless munches*

TO THE RIGHT!

I have popcorn:)