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and a Yoshi costume bc Yoshi is bae

oh maize version of pinky and brain.
>join the noble quest for world domination cuz WHY NOT

@bluebird
Now you know what you are going to do tonight. The same thing you do every night from now onwards, probably. World domination is no easy task, and when the dark side promised you cookies, they forgot to mention it means first and foremost hard work - and failure. Lots and lots of failed plans, where you just need to get back on your feet, dust off your evil garb, and try again. Since nobody has ever heard about anyone taking over the world from within a corn maze, and the smaller one of the mice demands you prove your worth before joining them, you escort them back to the exit.

Go straight, go left, or skip the maze tonight in favor of world domination plans?

Shares popcorn then heads to go right

That's right. You just reminded of something important. Something I've forgotten through all these twists and turns. Before I dominate world, I must conquer the maze first.
>stra-------wait!

"you escort them back to the exit."
EXIT!!!

I will go right.

I'm just going to watch people get lost or take a nibble at the fishing line.

-whispers- the sandwiches are yoshis

I'm not lost I know exactly where I'm not at lol

Well, your sign post doesn't seem legible enough to help.

I will MURDER the Galla for offering Yoshi sandwiches to me

Hmmmmm... Well, I said I would fight everything, so I guess I'll go straight and fight everything.

this just in: yoshis taste like chicken

@Gizzie
The sphinx thanks you for the popcorn (and you can't help to notice some mythical creatures sure have a healthy appetite!), then waves goodbye. You walk to the right, still in search of the maze exit. On your way you meet bluebird who appears very engaged in a discussion with two mice. Gone bonkers, or up to a great scheme? You look back at the path in front of you. Here you arrived at a threeway junction.

Go left, go straight, go right, or quickly run after bluebird?




@bluebird
Yeah, I wanted at least someone to reach the exit during the event. Would've gone with mdom, because she definitely posted the most in here, but she's currently hanging out on a cloud. Going to put up the map later on, so y'all can see where exactly you got lost.

Go left, go right, or make world domination plans?




@Den
Not much to see here, except lots of corn and a suspicious fishing line. Maybe you're running straight into a trap. Or could also be a chance to hang out with the VIP club. If you want to find out, you probably need to be hauled up. But of course you can also go back and take another path instead.

Go back to where you came from, or tug at the fishing line?



@mdom
Enough is enough - you will turn this freakin' cloud into a war zone if you have to! Sadly you still can't rely on the power of dragon balls, but your rage and passion for Yoshi gives you strength. Therefore you feel ready to take on the ultimate boss fight.

1) Poison Galla's cruel sandwiches
2) Beat Galla in a shitpost war
3) Hack into the Galla computer to steal November DIs



@Major
You expect a brave fight, however this spot seems remarkably unremarkable. But where were the sounds coming from? Did someone teleport everything and everyone away? What is going on here?

-turns on boss battle music-

alright, let's do this

WHERE is that gif from