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beeps softly in the distance, inevitably.

gets into the nearest box.

<:] Aww, no thank you Derpy. ^-^ But you're very sweet for offering! *wiggles feet*

Derpy giggles and turns toward Voidbarker's faint beeping.
"Want a smore?" He offers loudly, holding one out.

unfortunately not.

i do appreciate the offer, though.

I'd take one, Derpy.

Also, what's the current bribe offer for not licking the bar?

Sorry I wasn't there to lend you my wheeled walker. The basket under the bench seat is mighty convenient when there's heavy stuff I couldn't otherwise transport.

"Hi Death!" Derpy cheerfully offers a smore.
"I dunno about the bwibe..."

That's okay, Derpy. I can't lick the bar while I'm talking to you anyways. Got to be some good role model to young dragons or something.

This ice bar is cold as...>:/ my hands!

And it's warm as my heart.

Aha! So this is where Derpy escaped to! No more sugar, Derpy!

Hmmm, but I could go for a quad-shot eggnog latte...

-covers box with blankets and pillows-

Well, it's your fault if your tongue gets stuck, so...

Hrm... honestly, wouldn't have been too difficult for me to carry a bottle of cider home, but there's a pretty steep slope in certain areas of the walk home, and it would have been bad if the bottle got away from me.

Next day or so is gonna be bonkers on my end. Last-minute travel prep, actually traveling, and just remembering to breathe...

Bleh. Sounds familiar.

Pffft. Derpy got free hot chocolate with marshmallows as a distraction instead.
Being an adult is lame.

I'd like a cup of ice with extra ice in it, please