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Bucket it is... I'm not sure I want to pee on a sentient plant.

I read recipe the other day that said Step 21: Slurp the icing onto the cake's top and sides.

Which is... strange intructions.

possibly this is instructions for consuming a cake an not constructing it as written by the bots that control our every waking moment?

Well up until that point it has been for constructing a cake, but they could have started eating it before it was finished I guess.

i mean, i would do it. guess i'm not the only one with no self-control

*rolls through thread*

oh nooo! real chocolate has been introduced!! now people will know this was all a sham!!

I will eat you and your entire thread!

oh, well in that case carry on ^^ if everyone is eaten my cover is kept

want some hot milk-water to go with those visitors?

OHhhh no, I will be in the restroom for days!

if some of the people in the thread didn't wash their hands you might be in there anyway. gotta wash those yucky simian bodies!

OH yes, all these humannnnnsss!

does bring up a question tho' do you just grow as you consume or is this a situation where the tummy might keep you trapped i you go too fast for digestion? i need to know is the mouth of the cave needs to be modified

You can't digest me, I come right out your booty hole.
You will just get the feeling of joy and fulfillment.

pffft, you misunderstand me XD

i like how you're wearing underwear on your head choco

Best place for underwear.