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Want me to mail you some? It probably would just be a jar of water by the time it got there...

That's alright, I'll still take it.

I would love to see the look on the post person's face when I put snow on th customs forms.

Hahaha, me too! Can you wear one of these high tech glasses that are also a webcam?

Uhh, I don't own any, but I could just secretly video it on my phone maybe..

-1 to James Bond score, but I'll still let you roll for initiative

I only have a +1 to my initiative. Can I roll bluff instead? I have a much higher modifier in that.

Give me a good explanation why this should be a bluff roll. Secretly videotaping someone is either an attack on their privacy or a stealth check.

I would have to have a good reason to have my cellphone out and obviously holding it while doing a transaction at the post office, at which point I would need to bluff. I would also take it as a stealth roll, but I feel like having a whole phone just kind of in view the whole time would be more bluff than stealth.

If you pretend you're constantly scrolling others might think you're on some sort of social media app.

Some states, it's illegal to record a person without informing them of that fact.

regardless of legality it's a major dick move to record someone without their consent

Y'all are taking this hypothetical situation waaay too seriously.

Way too serious, yeah ^^

OK Mekatra, your explanation makes sense. Roll bluff.

...I don't suppose a 6 succeeds, does it?

The post person gives you an indignant look and tells you to take your dumb jokes elsewhere once they read your custom declaration. You try to make up a lame excuse about how this video will turn you into a youtube star, and that you need the money for rent, cat food and international postage. They are not impressed.