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No bleps!! Roaring only!!!

Questing goes well!!!

*makes mechanical whirring sounds*

Oh, you said roaring.

Gotta install a roaring app!

By the same makers of the farting app?

is there a farting app? wait, don't tell me

Long ago at least. Like in the early days of app making.

If you can't do farting noises with your mouth, are you even a person

Wait, are you trying to trick me like how robots can't whistle?

Apparently Teslas have a farting feature.

i'd rather go into the blepping twenties, thanks

You can't help it, chocobo
it's the roaring twenties

I'd never do that to you, Bio

I wonder how many people were on the fence about purchasing one, but after finding out about that feature they pulled the finger.

yeah teslas are an average car, surely farting is what takes it another level

My father's been wanting one. So I bought him one. A Hot Wheels version.

Not the 'unbreakable' windows version?

That version probably has to be pre-ordered. It's actually illegal to sell Teslas here thanks to the weird laws. So people have to go through loopholes to order them and have them delivered.

Hi everyone! Happy 2020!
I have important life advice for this decade: don't be an idiot like me and get your arm jammed in between two solid surfaces. Still hurts like heck, and see a spicy bruise coming out of it. >__<