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It might still be within the rules to pole dance, but nope - no strip tease in the library.

Sounds like a fashionable seat. However, the rules forbid to put fishnets on the chairs.

Somewhere an uptight reader will hate you for this when looking for the instruction manual to fold socks more efficiently - but yes. You can move fantasy books to the non-fiction section.

Yes, you may drink V8 from a spill-proof cup.

Everyone needs the right motivation in their life! Yes, you can certainly pin Metal Band Posters to the walls to use as motivational posters.

With the power of literature I shall punish the jock! Yes, you're allowed to transform into a magical girl.

Not only allowed to, but in fact encouraged. Yes, you may waste time browsing Trisphee.

While I believe the credentials of your dog, no. You're not allowed to bring your dog in because he's a trained service bro to improve youth reading.

(Yay!! 8D That's one thing I am allowed to do so far!)

Want to do something else now that you unlocked your special skills?

Am I allowed to fart the alphabet backwards?

Am I allowed to crown myself Queen of the Stacks?

YESSSSSSSSSssssssss! \M/ >u< \M/


Am I allowed to gather a bunch of evidence for alien conspiracies and hide them in the group study rooms?

Am I allowed to teach people how to play D&D?

Am I allowed to blow bubbles?

Am I allowed to use the 3D printer to make custom minis for the people learning to play D&D?

I encourage you to open a window first, but yes, you may fart the alphabet backwards.

No, sorry. You can't crown yourself Queen of the Stacks; the library has been a representative democracy for years.

Why do you want to hide the evidence? But yes, you're allowed to gather a bunch of evidence for alien conspiracies and hide them in the group study rooms.

There may even be the official rulebook available in the hobby section, if no one borrowed it. Yes, you may teach people how to play D&D.

Everything is better with them. Yes, you can blow bubbles.

Looks like someone found a new business idea. Yes, you're allowed to use the 3D printer to make custom minis for the people learning to play D&D.

*prints custom 3-D minis for people learning to play D&D*

*signs up to learn D&D even though secretly already knowing how to play*

WHOO BUBBLES 8D

Am I allowed to talk about events in other sites?

Am I allowed to start a tickle fight?

There are no other sites. Especially no sites that have events. There is only Trisphee, and Trisphee is the absolute best. Because it has events. Which no other site has. And once you accept this doctrine... well yes, then you can talk about events in other sites :P

No, you can't start a tickle fight. This would lead to people giggling, and giggling is not allowed in the library, therefore tickle fights are not allowed in the library. You're however free to tell silly jokes. Unless you giggle.