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we write about Nature not love. phooey love.

event hangout;;
puns count as poetry

Why aren’t the herbs fully grown yet? They just didn’t have the thyme...

ooh, that's a clover one.

what is a herboligist's favorite song? i can see clary now the rain is gone~

And now, a dumb poem by Merskelly:
*ahehehm* -U-

Oh grass,
grass is itchy,
grass rhymes with bass,
grass is for geese,
Why is there grass?
Because without it,
the dirt is naked.

*bows*
Thank you thank you. -U-

hahaha, ok i legit laughed at that one XD

...would the thread require an M if the dirt was indeed naked? What if it's artistic nudity?

BT
hmmm...I think the earth is clothed for the most part, with deserts, of course, being the sexiest of outfits. x'D

I challenge your desert and raise you a snowy plain.

>:] Your Snowy Plain is an ice type,
activating my trap card, Pyro-Glacia Vortex,
which switches all ice types to fire types and all fire to ice,
which means your snowy plain now transforms into it's alternate form,
>:D Molten Valley!

...wait a sec, I thought this was about grass a second ago?? 8/

It was, and my Molten Valley completely overflows your grass.
Dealing 9 HP of damage while turning your Clothed Dirt into its primal stage, Complete Sludge.

>:D ah-ha! But I was hoping to sacrifice my Clothed Dirt all along!
Now coupled with my Complete Sludge, Toxic Gas and Polluted Water
will automatically upgrade to Noxious Fumes II and Sickly Waste,
giving way for me to summon, Acidic Precipitation Crisis onto the field,
dealing an increasing 1+ HP damage each turn to all types except goat types!

I don't even play card games, what am I doing? <x'D

hey, hey >/ quit terraforming before we end up with another california!

<x} Agreed. We already have too many Californias!

i would like to chip in to say: mountains and boulders are sexy too \0/ so are sandbanks!

Agreed, but I will stare at the goats.