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dude, i'm basically a carrot with legs at this point. i wouldn't know anything about that x'''D

<x'D Hahaha! Fair enough.
Although it's a bad idea to eat a carrot, especially with legs. xD I heard they can be quite pernicious renegades. >w> The first ones to start revolutions in the fridge. And attack boys in pajamas.

*scoffs then winks* those boys didn't get anything they didn't go after themselves. i'm not the one who pulled me out and set me on the nightside table

Damn!
Revenge of the Midnight Carrot.
/|D That'd be one crisp, raw, forked-up treat to witness.

you'd watch it happen? what a perv! what me and an adventurous lad do in the privacy of his room with a webcam going is our business alone!

>:T Awhhh, bums. I wanted an epic battle between mortal and vegetable. <x'D
Didn't realize it was THAT sort of adventure. >W>

lil' dude, look at this body. when you are as fine and starchy as i am it is ALWAYS that kind of adventure

...ah! *slaps forehead*
<8o I forgot how phallic carrots were! >x'D

not all of us, just the ones with high libidos

<X'D I have no idea if this thread needs an [M] now.
Dammit! We had to awaken the carrots! Lol.

it's not raised so i think we are in the clear!

.u. I was gonna post an inappropriate carrot,
but I actually accidently found something better instead!
<xD

it is glorious and shall haunt me in my dreams~

Whoever knew carrots could be so.......

haaaha! i have honestly never seen that gif before X''D i think you win the internet today!

There's actually a video of it too! :P

Carrot Peeling Contest