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I hope he's ok too.. he just waltzed in snuggled up to me and then Zeke x3 I wish I coulda taken him to the vet.. his tail is hurt =(

I'll go trash diving for the original quotes when I get home then. ^^

DUMPSTER DIVING! Wheeeee! "<(>w<)>"

yay Ashy, you're so adventurous!

That kinda reminds me of this dude a few weeks ago.. going through all the dumpsters looking for the popcans everyone throws out.. since he wasn't a resident and it was bothering people the landlady kicked him off the property =w= *witnessed him doing so* and I had threw Zeke's poo litter away earlier that had.. xD He tore the bag open and it went everywhere on him x'D

eewwwww! nasty! XD what a weirdo.

prolly thought there'd be pop cans in there x'D and he didn't look homeless so he had no real reason =/

Time to reminisce, guys.

BIRTH OF A TRISPHIAN LEGEND:

ASHURATO (henceforth ASH): Just got back from the gym. My personal trainer, who's three times my size, is way too peppy for my own good, sadistically whipped my butt within an inch of its life. *goes off to the corner to cry* I hurt all over.

DEMONSKID (henceforth DK, formerly Inari): I need a gym membership and a personal trainer...

DEM: I need a personal trainer too! Someone who will magically make me gain weight and boobage!

DK: I want to lose weight! Dx

DEM: Can I steal your weight then?

ASH: You can have my boobs. I'm a small Asian except for the boobs, but I wanted to be toned. I think he took "toned" to mean "beat into submission." And yet, I guess I asked for it.

DEM: Shweet, now I have an average weight and boobage!

DK: take it! (her weight)

DEM: Whoo! *sings* Average weight and boobage, average weight and boooobage!

DK: Lmao. I am now skinny! =D

DEM: -parties with Inari- Life is now just that much better!

DK: that it is.. that it is :3 *thinks of making a new moving fox picture*

LUCID: lulz @ ASH

ASH: Oh Lucid, you know you want 'em. *wiggles eyebrows and hands you some boob-shaped pudding from Japan*

DEM: Boob shaped pudding? Does such a thing exist? I've seen boob shaped chocolate in belgium, but that's the strangest boob shaped thing I have ever seen!

ASH: They exist. Go on google or yahoo and search "japan boob pudding". I dare not post the picture here in fear of Fishwy's (Anonymous' former name) first act as a moderator be to banhammer me.

DK: OMG ._. it exists! xD

ASH: They come in different flavors. XD There's also chocolate from Belgium that... is even more detailed.

DEM: Erm, I think I'm a little bit scared. I'll turn my safe search on first.... Oh god, I searched it and it's kinda scary!

DK: No more xD

ASH: I dare not eat them though I've seen them and held one in my hands. They wiggle. Oh god, they wiggle. *runs screaming into the night*

DK: I kinda wanna try one ._. just for the sake of saying.. I DID IT D<

DEM: Oh no, you must eat them! *Attacks with boob pudding* Eeeaaat theeeemmmm.

ASH: Then you're gonna have to say "I ate some boob today!"

DK: *eats* >:3 momnomnomnom

ASH: *watches in rapt fascination* So... how is it? Boobilicious?

DK: yes they are soft and they wiggle as they slide down into meh tummy xD

LUCID: this conversation is just too interesting to watch. =O

ASH: *tosses the right one at Lucid*

DK: :3 wonder what other odd food things japan has =o

ASH: You'd be surprised. They also have entire stores with a *aherm* different theme.

DK: I'm old enough >:3 tell me! xD

LUCID: aahh! **catches boob and licks cautiously**

DK: *watches* =o yummy?

LUCID: yummy. =) **nibbles upon**

ASH: SCANDALOUS!! And it was a condom shop called "Condomania". Nothing but that risque stuff and even had popsicles shaped like it. *shudders*

DK: *eats another boob* nomnomnomnom

DEM: *Hides in corner from creepers*

ASH: I-Inari... I'm thinking you're liking that a bit too much. *sweats bullets*

DK: am i? =o

DEM: yes, actually... you are.

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BTW, if the TFFT is revived, *that* Halloween picture is bound to resurface.

You are the captain of awesome, Ashurato. XDDDD

*curtsies* At your service. ^^

HOMG, Thank you Ashy! though that was less an offhand comment and more giving me boob pudding. XD

what halloween picture might that be? do remind me, Ashy. or revive the thread. I do miss that thread.

Ehrm... I can't revive the thread, unfortunately. However, when speaking of Halloween pictures...

"Fighting evil by moonlight..." *trails off, embarrassed*

C:
I think Sailor Fictions is pretty! D:<

For a cross-dressing man, yes, he had nice legs.

would it be possible to at least revive all the pictures in that thread? XD

Hmm... I'll see what I can do. You'll have to ask Fictions if it's okay to revive the SM picture though since can I quote him saying "this never leaves CB" in one of the threads.

*goes diving*