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Pfft. I bet all the cool kids ride kangaroos to school and have koalas carry their books.

lol as if koalas would do anything, they sleep like 22 hours a day. and no you cant ride kangaroos, if you tried they wouldnt be too happy

Nu-uh! Kangaroos love being a mode of human transportation! I should know, I'm an expert after all.

considering i see them every other day, they dont like people at all...

Just because you see them doesn't make you an expert, like me. I know what I'm talking about so just take my word for it.

Theres no way youre an expert >< Also, ive had more contact with them than you ever will :P

No no, DarkMoonSlayer is right, i have seen them carry people to and from school. They must not like you...

SHUTUP I AM A KANGAROO!! THAT'S HOW I KNOW, GOD!! Here I was trying to be gentle about this but NOOO you go stomp on my authoritay. Pfft. Humans.

yeah im gonna go jump on my mower and run you down :P

I'm just gonna jump over it and then I'm gonna kick you in the fucking face man! >:C -sharpens toenails-

kangaroos cant jump over my mower, or high enough to kick me in the face. you arent well informed :P

I'm not informed. I don't need to be informed. I'M A FUCKING SENTIENT KANGAROO! Besides I do yoga every day I'm very flexible.

lol kangaroos cant be flexible theres nothing to stretch except the pouch, so unless you want to stretch your pouch a little >.>

Mayday mayday, girl fell in deep water and is sinking!

Pfft. You just say that because you don't believe in sentient kangaroos doing yoga. Sure we had to come up with a special program for me since I'm not built like a human but the results were great. And I can totally roundhouse kick you in the face if I wanted to.

do you even know what a kangaroo looks like?