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i didnt :P

YAY page 200!

and i was the first post on this page :o

i can see

lies! lies and vaudeville...

the cake is a lie

The cake isn't a lie, here's the recipe!


1 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
1 can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
4 large eggs.
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1&2/3 cups granulated sugar.
2 cups all purpose flour.
Don't forget garnishes such as:
Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste,
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice..
Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces, Shaped like fish.
1 cup lemon juice.
Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.
9 large egg yolks.
12 medium geosynthetic membranes.
1 cup granulated sugar.
An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'.
2 cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
1 tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
1 teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
3 tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
1 large rhubarb.
1 cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
2 tablespoons rhubarb juice.
Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric needle injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.

._. coda's gonna kill me with coconuts in the cake!

Coda, it's a portal joke =_=

thats one complex garnish list, now im gonna go make some chocolate cake for dessert tonight. except i do it from scratch who uses chocolate cake mix, lazy asses thats who

I know it's a Portal joke; that recipe is FROM THE GAME.

I make cake out of the boxed one that you add just egg and milk to it

dont worry coda i got the joke :P

*Sticks out tongue*

*cuts off said tongue*

wait what