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Bore me to death with that textbook

Set her animals on me @_@

Smack me. Repeatedly. With that book because I failed the test. Q_Q

Hypnotize me and then smack me over the head with that heavy looking staff. x.x;

stare at me until I freeze to death with those icy, angry eyes.
.A.;

Strangle with awesome gloves.

Turn me into a blue cheese...until I get eaten by maggots.

She's kill me with that intense stare x_X

Stab me with that spear during a full moon and leave me for the wolves.

Elves (myself included) are being forced from their home forests as they flee a genocide against them. Our relationship with Taiania people is...strenuous at best. Despite our dire need for their help they wish no part in helping us. Not just out of age old hatred we have for each other but because logically that would make them a target too. Young (relatively) and rash I decide to attack the chief for dominance. But struck down by her during battle and killed on the spot as an example.

The heroin would strike me down!

Whack me over the head with her staff, rendering me unconscious. They sick her wolves on me to eat me alive.

She'd go all succubus on my ass XD

Finding him in my forest I find him. He smiles and throws sparkling dust into my eyes that poisons me, leaving me to die slowly in a clearing.

Well, great XD

Her Wolf attacks me and as I evade, I trip on a rock and off a cliff

@Hermes: haha Succubus wow, just wow.
Just because of that now I just saw your avatar raping me......out of distress I kill myself.