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Of all the deaths she could have used right at her fingertips, I don't know why she would choose to kill me with a stuffed panda bear. o n o

Smash my skull with her shoes.

Shriek like a banshee until my head explodes.

• • • laser vision that shoots hot star plasma through my eyeballs = u =
      

Shock me into a heart attack with the nakedness.

Probably one good thunk through my skull with that scythe would do it.

Mind bullets!

And scythe? I didn't know I had one :P

Strangle me to death with her belt! O:

And if it counts for anything, I USE MAGIC, GUYS! [tries to hide her claws]

It would use it's vicious knife/claws and stab me while I'm sleeping like a lil' boy, snoring so loud that I don't hear her footsteps. Then, she would fail, so she'd make some apple pie with a venomous snake inside, give it to me, but she didn't know I had anti-venom, so I survived. Then, she tried to push me off a cliff, and succeeded. But not in killing me. At last, she bullied me so I suicide. :D

His phoenix would attack me. D:

Pick me up, fly over the ocean with those wings, and drop me.

she would steal my engery for the Negaverse.

I would try to intiate the attack called "death from above" (read webcomic dominic deegan to get that xD) only to land accidentally on her spear.

Cop: You're under arrest for murder!
Poggio: What? .... -looks at her spear- ?! I didn't do it!

He will suck all the color out of me and I will die due to said loss of color as color is my lifeblood. o u o

Lol Dominic Deegan ftw.

Choke me with the halo on that staff.

have her little birdie peck my brains out.