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@Cron: I growled at an innocent slave....and threw a giant cookie at innocent Kami
@Linth: GET DRESSED YOU SLUTTY ZOMBIE. D<

I ate some fried icecream and enjoyed it, knowing that there are little children around the world who are starving.

D< -puts you in a bag- I AM NOT A ZOMBIE!! I JUST CONTROL THEM!

There are also little Irish getting shot and blown up but you dont see the Libs crying about it.

I tried to eradicate all life with the perfect virus!

*purrs and nuzzles up onto cronis* <3 hello master croonis

The Knights are obviously immune to this virus, cuz Cron wishes to repopulate the world with evil minions, right right? xD

*burns the bag and shifts into a succubus* Oh, I see...

*stretches out and nibbles on leash*

*grabs and fondles Lauv & Lovis* BWAHAHAHA! We shall breed a new race!

Kami: no... he could replace us -.-

*ish fondled, blushes and starts to get *bllleeeeep** Oh Master~

No, I should breed with someone else and then you'd definitely have a new race. Chinchilla-human hybrids *w*

*waddles around Linth* He wouldn't..cuz he secretly injected the Knights with Cron germs while we were sleeping. We're his precious minions. And he is our almighty father. Now we need an alter and start making sacrifices to our Lord to satiate his hunger for blood ^w^

*wriggles* woah woah woah. *gives cronis a dark glare* I may be your thread pet. But i aint your toy. *pulls out pistol and places leans back on wall grinning*

... -scratches head- i knew i had a man near me one night >.> musta been the night i hit the sauce -flashback of himself punching a bottle of barbecue sauce-

XD WIN.

@w@ so hot yet thrilling~ Come! To the Knight Cave! *turns on techno and black lights*