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No raping of the Lio. ._.
I HAVE A MOUSE TRAP DOWN THERE! Yeah that's it, a big mouse trap. It'll cut your fingers off!! And I don't taste good. I taste like bleach, dust, pen ink, and money from work.

@Batty: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Nobody needs to know my mind is a whore. I'm as pure as the fresh snow laying on the ground of an untouched forest.

-Clings back to Batty.-

@Ultima: But platypus? Does it look like I'm a laying egg mammal with a huge flat tail coming out my body near my ass?
Because if so I need to talk to a doctor.

*sexes Lio* Step one is complete. *sharpens knives* Wait a minute.... I just had mac 'n cheese 'n hot dogs... I'm not hungry. Ah no, I just committed rape for nothing. D:<

T___T I am no longer pure?

IF I'M PREGGERS YOU GO ON CHILD SUPPORTS! XD

Yuh... uh huh. xDD; -clings hard to her big boobie lady-

Nah, we're cool... I used awesome as protection. :cool:

OMG it's like the movie TEETH!!

for those of you who don't know what it is:

DX SHHHHHH DUN CALL ME THAT.
Took forever to stop getting called Tart.

Linth: if it's the one I think it is, I've heard of it. Is it the one with the talking vaginas?

At least I'm not calling you bounce house? xDD;

@Tara: Which protection? Because rubbers can get holes. And knowing how things go, you put one in there. DX Then you'll sacrifice me to the evil-ness of Staples. T_T

*picks up Lio* Once I have sexed a man or woman, they are mine. I'm taking this. And maybe Batty. Have I sexed Batty? *searches through memory bank*

No, no, Lio. I used AWESOME as protection, pure awesome. Awesome never fails.

>D no it's about a vagina with teeth

Hmmm.. there was that steamy moment in the shower, Tara. But I don't think you sexed me.

@Batty: BOUNCY HOUSE? What's that to mean?

I've been meaning to get a collection of ladies. *sexes Batty and then takes her*