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with voice ono

That thing in your hand looks like it could be piano wire. Oh no! My neck! Gagadfggg..

-stares me down till old age where i simply drop dead-

Poison in my drink.

Would accidentally trip, hit me, and I would fall into a random pit of lava, live, get out, she'd come over to apologize, bump the stretcher, I would fallinto a pit of Crocodiles, they would eat my legs, she would then save me, then realize her handprints were on my now-deformed self, so she would have to get rid of the evidence, so she stabs me with her neighbor's spatula. Repeatedly.

Oh sure, he has knifes up his sleeves, but I've seen hair like that kill someone.
Thus, he'd kill me with his amazing hair of doom.

She'd flash me, and I'd seize at the sight of those precious things XD

*notes how un-flaunty she currently is* Good on ya x3

You'd think he'd kill me with the staff-blade-thing, but no, he'd actually strangle me with his necklaces while I'm distracted by those gloriously shiny boots.

He would challenge me to a deal and when I turn to start he would grab my hair and toss me over into a pit of doom and never ending black hole where i would be forever trapped if someone else hadn't thrown a pit bull in there too ><

Being beautiful, she's lure me over a cliff and to my death.

...

Screw the fact my avi's a girl.

Scream vocaloid songs in my ear and then feed me to the ants. X3

>ponders<

ould tie me to a chair and make me watch paint dry... death by bordom

chuck me in a swarm of crocodiles D<

place me under an illusion in the desert making me believe i'm at a feast with millions of pets(men and women) serving me fruits in an elegant way while I burn under the sun unbeknown.

would drag me into the backroom and ((censor))


at least i'll die happy~

wraps the whip around my neck and chops my neck off D: