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Originally Posted by Lunaryon

NOOOOOOOOO! Curse you Eagle! Do not sleep, for fear of my Unholy Wrath! I will not have my Judgement denied me! Pain and suffering will be your bread and your butter. Dust shall be your water, and locust shall swarm upon your home. Frogs will spill from every container, and your mother will gain blisters upon her feet! Your bed shall be infested with rats, and your bath with bats and leeches! Your next born child shall be born with no legs, and your second child shall be born still! Bats will nest in the Bellfry of your place of worship, and ants shall devour all your food. Hypodermic needles shall be deposited into your trash, and the FBI will arrest for being the leader of a drug and slavery ring! Your father will lose his fingers, and bears will bunk along side you. All of your clothing shall be replaced with speedos, all occupied by rabid Wolverines! And I mean the animal, not the marvel character. It shall rain glass from clouds of cyanide over your head daily, and trees will gnaw upon your shoes! Zombies will eat your neighbors, and then steal your job! You will be driven into the wilderness by a lynch mob carrying Hand grenades and Tazers, and then the wilderness will chase you into the city with a lynch mob of cute fluffy bunnies and snakes wielding machetes and chainsaws! Fear me Eagle, for crossing me will cause only pain and suffering! And yet, I have warned you twice, but still you have crossed me a third time. Cross me once more, and even the power of a volcano shall be naught before my RAGE!