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</makes an incredibly annoyed face>

If people are stupid enough to harm themselves with my beautiful bath salts then that's their fault.

Bath salts...Israel still got them XD

Send me some of them delicious salts so I can make my skin all super smooth and niiiice. 8D

It is used like cocaine, but has extreme effects like crystal meth. c:

Good for it.

*blinks* Well, sure Bloo. I really don't need salts to make my skin smooth and silky, *blinks* My skin's naturally soft. XD

My hands are incredibly soft for a guy...

I have a smooth nothing >.>

My skin is pretty soft...I just want it to be softer. >:Y

People tell me my skin is soft too.


Found out my dad isn't cooking because he passed out. PB&J supper...COOL.
Dress up time :l

Dress up time? O 3O

Because the smart idea isn't to teach people not to do that stupid stuff, its to remove the product so everyone suffers.
Brilliant

I'd take pics but a body shaper underneath a pseudo corset doesn't look very pretty, just weird.

I know, right? 8D

Dress up time, you say? Hmmmmmmmm, tempts me to do it as well.

I just wanted to know what you were gonna wear. > w <

If I lived around you I'd take you shopping with meeee.

*blinks* mah internet derped...and I missed a lot?