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Bury me 10 ft under the ground then dump cement on me. D:

The Kitsune gets tired of my saying not liking her tails so blinds me with them so badly my eyes bleed. Wandering in pure agony I finally lose my sanity and die a wholly shameful death only an insane deer man could accomplish.

He'll command his butterflies to attack me relentlessly.

She'll sic her fearsome kitsune after me!

by stabbing me with their spear

whipping lots and lots of whipping

she would lop my head off with one swing of her axe

Feythfull: -floats behind me as I wander the dark forest lost- hehehe
Jurinjo: huh? who's there? -crashes into a tree-
Feythfull: -blue eyes glow and a high pitch wail is heard from her like a banshee-
Jurinjo: -shits his pants and is devoured- (minus wear the doo doo got lol)

he would whisk my soul right out of my body!

hehe now that's quite ebil mufufu x3
(inspiration for my avatar is "dream" )

You're gonna drive me c r a z y;
You're gonna drive me m a d;

She? SHE?! -flops sadly-
I'm a guy ='(

Because seh apparently things I'm a girl it turns out many think I'm more prettier and so angrily kills me by suffocation by boobies xDD

makes me go all good with his wisdom and peace as a teacher then turn out to be a villain and cheat me from behind and kill me using some weird voodoo xD that he forgot to teach me of!

She would probably kick me down and then stab me multiple times before shoving me off a pier... <_<;;;;

I believe that is an arrow, so yeah. A flaming arrow to the heart.

Shot through the heart, and you're to blame!
You give love a bad name!~ (Sorry... Couldn't resist. ^_^;)

feed me those poisonous dices DX