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Granted, you have a 1000-page term paper due tomorrow. Get to it.

I wish for delicious food whenever I want it <3

Granted, but it's always LOADED with fat and calories!

I wish for a bottle of hand sanitizer!

Granted...you get delicious food whenever you want it, but you spontaneously throw up whenever you eat.

I wish I could pull out however much money I need from my pocket whenever I needed it.

Edit: Dangit, Reyoki beat me to it. XD


Reyoki: Granted, but the hand sanitizer cleans with the power of acid and your skin slowly melts away everytime you use it.

Granted, but it's always a different type of foreign currency.

I wish for a lamp for my computer desk!

Granted, but it only has two settings: "Off" and "Suck Brains"

I wish for a full Pokedex <3

Granted, but, a horrible virus eats every entry when you try to look at them.

I wish for Spring!

Granted, but your flight left an hour ago and you can't exchange them.

I wish for amazing clothes!

Granted but there all so small that dolls hardly fit them
i wish i was a werewolf

Granted.
But you became Jacob Black.

I wish my friend would stop being a moron.

I'm ok with that =D

granted but now EVERYONE else is a moron

edit: i wish my next class had a computer i could use

I wish people would stop remembering to put in a wish XD

Granted but now i'm doing a new one anyway ^^

i wish school was out after this class so i could just go home

Granted, but then there's a huge car accident that prevents you from leaving. Why cars would be driving so erratically on school grounds is beyond me


I wish for an ice cream cone

Granted. You get only the cone. With no ice cream in it.

I wish for more Mountain Dew >w>

Granted but regrettably it was baking in the sun for hours with no chance of recovery (that poor poor mt. dew Q.Q you will be missed)

I wish my mom doesn't kill me today when we go see my councilor about my grades >.< :(

edit: Yay! no one corrupted it before the meeting to it went fine! XD
and so i have to make a new wish:

I wish i don't get a brain freeze from the ice cream im currently eating