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I've never had Cheeze-its before
Do want.

I like the white cheddar cheez-its. P:

I like Cheese and Onion Smiths. n_n

I only like plain Cheez-its.

Plain chips and plain Cheez-its.

Never heard of them. xD

Yeah, Australian thing, I guess.
But they're good. :D

The Hot n Spicy Cheez-its are delicious too.
But I do not like Cheese nips.

TOTALLY DIFFERENT.

and now the ferret's front nails are trimmed... somehow I'm gonna have to get her hind toes as well... but she is sooo wiggly when I try trimming back nails. D8

Get her while she's sleeping? <_< >_>

She'll wake up probably, but I used to do that for her front feet! xD

Well, it was worth a try.
You should maybe lure her with food, then get her?

The thing is I have to hold her by her scruff to trim her nails and she can't really eat while scruffed, and if she is standing on her feet I can't get the angle right so having food as a distraction, while a good idea, isn't particularly effective.

Hmm...
Okay, I have it, get a tranquilizer gun, then get darts and put in enough to put out a rhino, and then prick her in the buttocks.
I'm sure she wont mind. 8D

Besides the resulting death of the ferret THAT IS A BRILLIANT IDEA!!! -runs off to find a tranq dart-

Oh, I didn't take that into account, oh well. :D

well then just put in enough to knock out the ferret for an hour. problem solved.