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Mercy is a guise the weak hide behind.

Friendship is for stubborn fools who reject the meaning of their pitiful lives. Which is nothing.

The only thing worth doing for you people, is battle. Fight, die, let me reap the harvest I have so tenderly cultivated.

Oh? Yours should be an entertaining battle, little Fox.

-sweat- Since when did Asura call Espy little fox...

-steals kodachi in jaws and trots away-

Since she's been spending too much time around Azeil. XD

RETURN THAT, YOU LITTLE WORM!

*chases after with a promise of pain on her face*

-continues trotting-

-glances behind her-

.........TIME TO RUN LIKE HELL.

*forms from mist, picks up espy by the neck* I believe you have something belonging to my...partner there. I would suggest dropping it, and then running rather quickly...

*leaps into the air, glides down like a bird of prey, grabs Espy by the back of her collar and pins none-too-gently to the ground*

*snarls* What do you think you are playing at, maggot?

-growls and yips at the...whoever it is, because she can't see behind her-

"I--!" -consequently drops said item-

*pulls her kodachi back, stands back up, and picks up by the scruff of the neck and turns Espy to face her, staring straight into her face*

You're a suicidal one, aren't you? *shakes roughly*

-very wide grin-

ACK ACK AUGH OW WAH AOWCH PUMMEDOWN!

-jolted around- @______@

(I really do give a really wide grin when I'm caught hiding my friends' backpacks, to the extent that they -know- something's wrong if I'm smiling like that...)

Do you know what happens to naughty creatures who take what don't belong to them?

*sits down on a nearby marble bench, pins Espy with her arm across her lap and raises the stolen kodachi, flat-side showing*

I'll show you.

*commences rapid, violent spanking*

*swings the staff head at Asura and stops short*
I believe that's my friend you're hurting. I understand that stealing's a crime, but this is unjustified. I suggest you release my friend before things get ugly.

-squeaks-

But it...was...pwetty? -grin- /shot for lamest excuse ever

*gloom*

Asura snarled at Funkduder, eyes bright crimson. She took her free hand holding the kodachi, flipped the blade up and jammed it straight through the staff. With a quick twist of her wrist, she split the weapon in two. Seconds later, the staff was utterly shattered beyond any use.

"How dare you address me like such in my domain? You have no say here. I will punish criminals as I see fit. There is no friendship. And if you do not like it, then I am afraid that one who does not know who he is facing is yourself."

She turned furious eyes upon Espy. "And you. Have you learned your lesson?"

(Oh hey, Funk....forgot to mention to you one thing: Never piss Asura off~)