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granted: but the shoes arent sown together

i wish for an autotune machine

Granted but it doesn't work and is unfixable.
I wish for a piece of paper.

granted, but it is already drawn on with the way you are to die

i wish for a bandanna

Granted, But it had a giant banana spider in it.
I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, But now your addicted to coffee.

I wish I had some cake

granted but the rest of the paper already in your notebook dissapears

i wish for a can of pop

Granted, but the pop is dirt flavor

i wish i had a new computer

Granted but the new computer is gutted.

I wish to break my new lurk problem.

You can no longer even enter a forum.

I wish I cound get the job I want.

Granted, however you are forced to have a very short pay, crap insurance, and little vacation time.

I wish the Texas wildfires were over and done with.

Granted but now Texas floods.

I wish I could own a library.

Granted, but this library is moth eaten and infested with mold.

I wish I could dance.

granted but you can only dance to polka

i wish i had a hat

granted but it doesn't fit


i wish i could go home and take a nap