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ok so a man and his bride are on their honeymoon, the man wanting her to know her place from the begining took off his pants and threw them at his new wife 'put these on' he demanded, his wife replied that she couldn't he then said 'of course not, i am the man of the house i wear the pants' the wife nodded the took off her panties and threw them at him 'get into those' she demanded, the husband said ge could not, the wife then replied 'exactly and you never will if you keep up that shitty attitude of yours'

LMFAO. xD
thank you for that.

if I did he would probably shit his pants.
I know this is mean but no girl would deal with this shit for as long as I have.
he isn't good at comforting, pretty much if he can't relate he doesn't know what to say and his attempts at comfort are really... mundane.

i know how neirra feels and agree with rose, shit or no

he's twenty.

>__>

even better his parents can still take his ass back

HA. if I told his dad how he was behaving I think he would kick the shit out of him. not really, but kick at least some sense into him.

well there you go, not solved but now solvable if you'll take it



<<; now i want pirate yaoi....dangit neirra, you mean thing you

nah.
I wouldn't do that.
:/
it would cause sooooo much shit and I'm not one to do that.

well what about plan a? head-drop?

I've dumped him twice.
both times he apologized and treated me really nice after.
I threatened to dump him a few times, tbqh if I just broke up with him he would be immensely sad ( only girl he has ever actually legit loved and wanted to spend the rest of his life with ) but he warned me that if we broke up again it'd be for good. > w>;;
I DOUBT IT but still.

his parents adore me. xD
but I really don't think it would help. my boyfriend would get all pissy and would probably never get over it if I did.

what habits?