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*is poked with stick*
OW! Oh ouch! Ooh.
My eye!

-steals Wicked's apple-

The hell? Poked with a stick and robbed BLIND.

-eats- Oh, Wicked, you probably haven't been around for long enough, but a good general rule is ~to guard your possessions caaaaaarefully~ especially when around an Espy.

Pfft. *summons another apple* I can do this alllllll day.
Anyway how is Espy?

-eats and steals again-

Eh, decent. Took a nap and overslept XD

You're going to get turned into an apple if you don't watch it. I'd summon a bushel of apples for ya but I get that the point here is you want the one I'm holding. ><

-grin-

I peeve my friends by doing that, too. irl.

*gives Espy a big sloppy Bugs Bunny style kiss*

MmmmmWAH!

*eats a carrot*

AUUURRRRGHHHH.

....

-crimson-

Speaking of eating apples, have you ever watched Iron Chef? XD

I think so. Is that the one where they cook it all on stage
in front of a live audience and the judges?

Yup. In the original Japanese show, the host/chairman (Takeshi?) bit a bell pepper in the intro XD The American version had Damascos bite an apple. Epically. As in, you could hear the crunch XD

Epic apple biting. ><
That struck me as terribly funny.
I'm not even sure why. Heh.

"Watch me epicly bite this apple!" *omnomnom*

Oh... everyone's gone... T_T

Aaaand I'm back.
For now. Gonna run for some smokes and hair dye before too long.

Going R-red!