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Granted, but you pull a Rip Van Winkle, and wake up a hundred years later.

I wish school didn't block sites.

granted but the weekly down-times for cleaning up the porn means you can hardly never get on it

No wish posted so I'll go after your siggy.
Granted, they'll all stop calling you a girl
but in actual fact you'll now get a period every month.
No worries though still got your man bits. *maniacal laugh*

I wish my feet didn't hurt.

Granted but now you have no feet.

I wish KK would hurry up and get back to civilization.

Granted, but their arrival brings the end of civilization and, by extension, the internet.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted but you're not in any water.

I wish I had some sweets.

granted but you have ahead cold and can't taste a thing

i wish my nose would clear up

Granted, but now you have mucas blocking your windpipe.

I wish for popcorn:D

granted but it burned black and there is nobmore

i wish i didn't have to go to work in an hour and a half

Granted, but now you work 16 hours a day 7 days a week.

I wish I was not so socially stunted.

granted but now you are a social mess


i wish i was not a closested freak hell-bent on making imaginary people squirm

Granted. But now you're a closeted freak hell-bent on making real people squirm,

I wish I looked like my avi IRL.

Granted but now your a collection of pixels in cyberspace.

I wish I could fly.

granted! But it only works underwater!

I wish I knew everything!

Granted, but you have knowledge overload and your brain melts.

I wish that wishs were fishes.

granted but now everyone is drowning in trout


i wish i could forget that poem