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Canada thought for a moment, "It is okay on cod but I haven't tried that many fish to be honest." Canada confessed. Any more questions were stopped by the arrival of the waitress with a large mug of tea, large mug of coffee, and a syrup bottle almost twice the size of the mug.

:If you need more, just call, Matthew." The waitress says with a strait face but the effect is ruined when she gigles, "And you food will be ready in a few minutes."

Okay, at the mention of syrup on cod....William makes this horrified face and fake dies right there. Then the tea arrives and the fake death and horrified face goes away as he drinks some. "Please tell me you won't need that much syrup. Or you must have the cure to diabetes or something." And that's the truth.

Canada smiles and says, "I don't make promises I can't keep." Then he takes a sip of coffee and judging it not to be sweet enough pours more syrup in. As he is stirring he tries to ease the Confederacy's worries slightly, "Think of it like honey, just a natural sweetener."

And there goes the confederacy making the most horrified face ever. "How...do you not have the DIBEETUS?!" It does not make sense in his poor little mind. "Hoooooooow?!" After a pause, "And too much honey means diabetes too." Truth is spoken.

Canada gives the Confederacy a look the his syrup. "I don't know," Canada said with a shrug, "But I have not yet." Canada smiles, "If I ever get them you'll be the first nation to knmow an the first on to say , 'Told you so.'"

"No. I'll just run around saying Diabeetusbeetusbeetus." He loves the videos made of Brimley and all. He finds them funny. His stomach gurgles a bit and he just kind of stares at it. "The food is coming. I promise. And without the army of syrup." He sticks his tongue out a bit at Canada.

"But the army if syrup will then feel neglected," Canada aurgued teasingly. And furth dicussion of the army of syrup was halted by the arrival of the food in which Canada place a lot of syrup.

"Caredul to have some pancakes with that syrup of yours," the waitress said with a smile beofre disappearing back into the kitchen.

"Diabeetusbeetusbeetus." He says very softly before he starts to giggle. He really does watch those videos too much, but he finds them entertaining. "I'm not against syrup....I'm against drowning my pancakes in it." And so, he starts eating the salty deliciousness in front of him.

Canada laughed at the Confederacy's complaint against drowning the pancakes. Once his pancakes had enough syrup Canada ate then quickly. "Warm and syrupy pancakes are the best."

"And they have the diabeetus too! Perfect combination. I'll just go with heart problems instead." And so, he keeps munching on the salty food. "That's too much sugar for me." He'd probably start feeling sick with that much sugar. It's happened before and he doesn't like it....just to say the least.

"I'd rather have diabetes instead of heart problems." Canada said truthfully. "Heart problems usually hurt a lot and lead to slow and painful deaths." Canada had lowered his voice when saying this as though departing a secret.

"Yeah, but you usually have more warning even if you don't go to the doctor. And then cut down on the salt....it'll help. But I don't eat this much salt at one time....usually." But bacon is good so he can't always resist the temptation. "And diabetes can lead to a foot or two being chopped off."

"A foot or two?" Canada asked curiously between bites. "I thought someone just has to cut back on sugar intake."

He shakes his head a bit. "Diabetes leads to poorer circulation to the extremeties....which include the feet. Which can also be a factor in some getting gangrene in their feet which could lead to getting them cut off."

"Finger would be first to go." Canada said thoughfully. "But with heart problems you get to have heart attack after heart attack and your body gets to kill you." Canada had become slightly more serious with that then with his comment apout loosing toes. "And heart problems could lead to lose of memory because of bloos flow to the brain."

"But heart attacks can be survived and prevented, but nothing can prevent age and the heart attacks that come with it. So either way heart attacks are coming." He shrugs a bit. "But diabetes can be completely avoided...and hopefully it would be the worst memories."