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Granted. But now you remember something even more annoying.
I wish I had Two pickles today

granted but now you've been reported for spam

i wish i could stay home tonight^^:

Granted. But now home is whereever you would have had to go anyways.

I wish I wasn't reported for spam

You aren't but now you have to eat spam for the rest of your life.

I wish that my computer would actually run a virus scan for once.

Granted! But now it thinks it's own OS is a virus, and self-destructs.
I wish someone else had to eat all this SPAM.

granted but now you are getting sued for od'ing minors on meat
i wish i had clean socks

Granted but now you only have on pair of plain white socks.

I wish I could go to sleep.

granted but now you are in a coma


i wish i could sleep too

Granted but after the 10 minute nap you never sleep again.

i wish my heater would work.

Granted. But now it's 10000 Degrees in your room.
I wish my Signature was allowed to be more then 500 characters not counting BB coding.

Granted, but you had to draw out the words and each pixel counted as a word.

I wish that Pandora's breasts would increase 10 fold on the trisphee header.

Granted, but they explode.

I wish for lotsa chocolate on Halloween owo

Granted but you eat to much and end up getting sick.

I wish to that my game was not corrupted.

Granted, but then the game exploded destroying the devices hard drive.

I wish NOOBS RULED THE WORLD!

GRNATEDD LOOOOOOL!!!!!!1!!111!1!111 NOW EVRY1 TLX LYK THZ!!! W0o00ooO0oo0TTT!!!

I wish for a big sack of aurums >w>

granted but now you are being accused of hacking

i wish i could have thought of such an eat avi as ultima's