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Granted, but it is outdated and gross.

I wish I could go swimming.

Granted, but the pool is full of spaghetti.


I wish I didn't have insomnia.

Granted, but now you can't wake up.

I wish my hair wouldn't get split ends so easily.

Granted, your hair falls off.

I wish I had a hot tube.

Signing out,Unfix

Granted, but it's see through.

I wish I had a parfait in front of me.

granted, but it's laced with GHB.

I wish for a pet kangaroo.

Granted, but it punches the mailman.

I wish my computer had better battery life.

Granted, but you only get a blank screen.

I wish my favorite television show aired in the USA.

Granted but everything else you is no longer shown.

I wish I wasn't so sick.

Granted, you hiccup more instead.

I wish I could travel.

Granted, but you can only walk there.

I wish the sun wasn't shining so brightly today.

Granted, but now you can never see the sun again.

I wish I didn't have to read stuff today.

Granted, but you can never read anything again.

I wish a had a billion aurum!

Granted, but Fenris saw you had too much Aurum and took it away to noobs for charity.
I wish I can see things at least 2 minutes into the future!

Awww. That's sad xD

Granted, but you see your death.

I wish I had one of every DI for the whole site for all of ever : )