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Probably send those blue spirits chasing after me until I die from heart attack.

Falcon punch me to death

There are all those flames/spirit and claws, but scratching my eyes out, setting me on fire, or having the spirits attack me would be too cliche. So instead I'd be headbutted to death because of them pointy horns.

She'd shrink me and stomp me with her shoes.

Fry me up for dinner. >.<

force me to eat a poisoned salad with no dressing on it.

Run me through with her sword, which doesn't cut, but instead slowly corrodes away my insides.

... Gouge out my organs with the scythe. Slicing is too mainstream xD

Kill me with a caffine over dose

Stare at me with those eyes until I kill myself.

(Seriously, Suu eyes have always intimidated me.)

(FEAR IT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Hire Chuck Lidell to punch me to death

Undo her top. I'd die of blood loss.

(Funny how you're a bat-winged wolf...I'm usually a raven-winged fox.)

Strip at a bachelorette party i happen to attend. Same cause of death as above

Pfft.

Strangle me by shoving me against a wall and pressing the spear pole to my throat >.>

Counter my spear by stabbing my foot with his hidden boot knife and then cleave me in half.

Headbutt me. Enough said >.>